Buying flies

[SumpinWong]

This may not be the appropriate place for this post, and if it's not permitted I apologize in advance for my ignorance.

I'm not a fly fisherman, and I've never tied a fly in my life, but... I want a few. I'm going to be tying the flys onto my jigs, like a stinger of sorts.
The problem is, I dunno what they hit, or what I need.

So, I'm looking at buying a few flies from someone. You, or you, or even that lil chubby guy way in the back.
I have NO idea what I'm looking for, not in the slightest.

If anyone is willing to make & mail me a few flies, please PM me or shoot me an email. (I plan on paying for the flies and shipping. I do not expect them for free)

[speyrod1]

you have a pm